eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

ocheano:

don’t you ever feel there’s a lot of teenagers out there having the time of their lives they are rich and famous and then there it’s you